Lightning Thighs

The opposite of thunder thighs.

Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.

Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs

Person 2: idk lighting things

Person 1: what do you mean by that?

Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.

Person 1: what?!?!?!

Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary

by Dilligaf ismdiabod July 27, 2019

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020

Green Lightning

epic minecraft youtuber and gamer man who is very hot and sexy and is the best at video games and is amazing

Green Lightning is the best youtuber in existance

by Definitely Not Green Lightning March 17, 2021

lightning bean

A lightning bean is any form of drug that makes you do the craziest shit , more commonly in pill form

- Joshua $uavé

she’s on hella lightning beans

by $heluvsbindi March 16, 2023

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)

Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?

by shlock84 March 11, 2011

White Lightning

The default nickname for a white guy who can really run run. Kind of strange considering lightning is already white.

John: Yo man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 yesterday at practice
Henry: That’s fuckin crazy. Isn’t Jack white tho?
John: Yeah he is, imma start calling him White Lightning now.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021