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Legalize

e.g: "Legalize weed, man!"

To "legalize" means to write a statute which thereby exports a given object, or substance (expanded in recent years to also include concepts, thoughts or actions) from the tangible, real, physical universe--where it can actually be proven to exist--and imports this object or substance into the imaginary realm of statutory control, enforcement and penalty, which only exists inside a courtroom environment, or the prisons they draw their revenue from.

This can be used "to make something illegal", or to make something "legal."

This can not, however, be used to make something "free", which many people believe means the same thing as legal.

It doesn't.

To be "legal" requires statutes which specifically limit and restrain your freedoms to those which are preordained by the statute.
People have been begging to "legalize cannabis" since the 60's. They still haven't clued into the fact that it was "legalized" a century ago, so as they "beg for more of the same" they actually get the "more of the same" they were begging for.

The reason we haven't restored our freedoms, is because we keep begging to "legalize" what is "already legalized", never understanding that in order to be free, we must repeal the statutes which "legalized" those actions, concepts or items, and made them "illegal."

You can NOT restore your freedoms by adding more restrictions onto the pile of statutes which originally restricted your freedoms.

Eventually, this will become obvious to all...although, for the last century, we have somehow managed to remain completely and wilfully ignorant of this fact.
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Lagachinagra

Word used to define something or anything Mexican. It is not a real Mexican/Spanish word but it sounds similar to something that would be used in their dialect hence making this word sound realistic.
Example 1: "I don't under stand what that "lagachinagra is saying!"

Example 2: "Damn man that "lagachinagra" girl has a grande culo(big ass)"

Example 3: "Eh Jennifer my "lagachinagra" friend want's to know if you wan't some brown loving"

Example 4: "Do you need a towel for your wet back you "lagachinagra!"

Example 5: "Ayo mang why is there so many "lagachinagras" in front of the Home Depot"
by Murda-BoB March 7, 2008
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Nevada-Legal

A term used by residents of Nevada to describe an underage hottie. The age in Nevada for legal consensual sex is 16 years old, where as the national law for most other states is 18.
TJ: Dude. Joey's little sister is a fox, is she 18 yet?

John: I don't know about 18, but I am sure she is Nevada-Legal by now.

High fives all around.
by Battle-Born Ballsack September 2, 2009
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legally black

A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."
Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!
by Phoenix Keith December 26, 2007
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illegally legal

When something is technically legal, but has been obtained illegally
My Windows XP serial is illegally legal because it's valid but I stole it from the PCs at school
by heugen October 7, 2008
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Legal Research and Writing

A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.

The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."
by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008
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Legarrette Blunt

a: Daaaamn this shit hits haaaaaard.

b: Yup, thats some Legarrette Blunt.
by those oregon ducks October 20, 2009
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