Lawn Dart 

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.

*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal

Lawn Dart by brandNV August 7, 2017

Lawn Mower 

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

Lawn Mower by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn dart 

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.

The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.

Lawn dart by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019

Lawn Mower 

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

Lawn Mower by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

lawn mowed 

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

lawn mowed by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Lawn Mower Laugh 

A lawn mower laugh is a type of guardrail screech that sounds like a car starting.

This is a lawn mower laugh.Says a joke,"NH NH NH NH NH" SO FUNNY "NH NH NH NH NH"

Lawn Mower Laugh by Un-Virgined Oil April 7, 2021