E-Laugh Scale

The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:

1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.

2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.

3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.

4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.

5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.

6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.

7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.

a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend

(guy 1 types in "haha lol")

Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"

Guy 1: STFU

by iLOLLOL April 13, 2010

godzilla laugh

Godzilla laughing is when someone laughs so hard that they cough and laugh at the same time similarly to Godzilla when he roars.

Chris " Ohh look liam just Godzilla laughed agian ,what a dick"

by Chrisisposh12345 October 8, 2016

R LAUGH EMOTE XD

THE SOUND DRAVEN DOES WHEN HE CARVES U UP iRL WITH HiS AXES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I WAS R LAUGH EMOTE XD ING WHEN DRAVEN SLIT HIS THROAT

by iLL MiNDED DRÄVEN XD June 5, 2018

Landon Laughlin

Fucking sexy

Landon Laughlin is sexy

by gynastics legend3 November 12, 2019

I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?

by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022

The Gyno Who Laughs

The Gyno who laughs is a famous phrase that stims from two or three sources depending on how you look at it. First Gyno comes from the famous defect known as Gynecomastia commonly shortened to just gyno in which males will suffer from enlarged pockets of fat that take on the appearence of tits also commonly known as man tits. The second part comes from the famous comic character the Bat Who Laughs who is pretty much an evil version of the very famous character Batman. The third part may come from a guy named Ryan who suffers from gyno and has the bat who laughs skin on fortnite.

"Bro today I saw The Gyno Who Laughs and he infected me with gynecomastia."

"Dude thats impossible gynecomastia isn't something that can be spread from population to population."

by sir fart bottom III December 8, 2022

laugh track

the track of people laughing on sitcoms/TV shows to make you not feel retarded for watching it alone. it is supposed to make you keep watching without your friends

Seinfeld was a very popular show due to its laugh track, which helped people watch it even when they had no friends

by cbaileyfan24 November 30, 2009