Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
by Cornish Gem February 18, 2011
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"My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United football team! Eh? The best freamin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!" ~Scotty, in EuroTrip
by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005
Get the Manchester United mug.The crap place i live in, turning like liverpool,cuz of all the crack-head gangs, Gunchester,i hate my life >.<
by fgsfdsguy December 31, 2008
Get the Manchester mug.A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
by cringeboiiii July 14, 2023
Get the Manchester City mug.Manchester, KY is located in the southeastern part of Kentucky, in the Application Mountains. Beautiful scenery, but that's about it. Manchester (also known as Gunchester) is one of the most redneck, hillbilly towns in the continental US. it's also one of the most corrupt cities in the state of Kentucky. Barefoot and pregnant, squirrel eating/killing, four-wheel atv riding, and METH are the things most notable about this town. If you find yourself here, either leave soon or forever be a part of this small community of rednecks. Located east of London, KY.
by son of a redneck March 31, 2010
Get the manchester, ky mug.OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.
idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham
by villa4life November 6, 2008
Get the manchester mug.This group of people are man's finest get me rude boi? Contains celebrities from Manchester. Anything from rap superstars to Jeremy Beadle. Wayne Rooney thinks hes part of them but hes some Liverpool batty man with some elephant ear's a fat waste man head. I remember from "Rio Ferdinand's punk'ed" T.V show, David Beckham said all the bad mans come from Moss side, cuz the moss side mandem blows the fat chunks. Billy Davis (ex Derby reject manager) Used to pick up some fat prostitute slags about Moss side, thats why that man is ruff as old balls.
1) Paul: You see them mans right there?
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.
2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.
3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.
2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.
3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.
by Garry G elitter January 21, 2008
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