Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2017
by Paiger G. December 03, 2008
Jarrod (Gay): My lady is finally here!!!!
Man 1 (Straight): Your a homo
Man 2 (Straight): Jarrod, fuck yourself
Man 3 (Straight): God Jarrod is a faggot for saying that.
Man 1 (Straight): Your a homo
Man 2 (Straight): Jarrod, fuck yourself
Man 3 (Straight): God Jarrod is a faggot for saying that.
by staighterthenu November 06, 2010
A phat lady is an extremely awesome sandwich only made and served in the heart of Princeton, NJ by Hoagie Haven. It is made up of an entire cheese steak with fries, mozzarella sticks, and whatever condiments you want!!!
Everyone is going to go to Hoagie Haven to get their phat lady's before they are all gone, you down?
by Phillip Foster June 17, 2008
A sexual position involving the act of Heterosexual intercourse when the female lies on her back and with the man standing on the side of the bed crosses her legs and puts them to either side of his shoulder as in the act of if she would sit in a chair with her legs crossed.
in a P.O.V. position "The Classy Lady" she would have her bum off the side of the bed while you have her legs crossed and on your right shoulder while standing on the side of the bed.
by keepin classy November 09, 2011
by Miiko May 21, 2021
O my bredren, when dem juridic Ladies Upstairs come, you will be sorry you haven't done more for de Lord!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022