labian

1. (n) One who possesses labia, ie, a woman
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia

Bob: I'm tired, hot, bloated, hungry, and cranky. Like, all the time...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...

by tojz July 10, 2005

Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

libidate

A type of horse that eats other horses scrodems.

During mating season the male libidate will bite off the the scrodem of rival males.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

labialicker

A person who licks the labia of a vagina

She was a real good labialicker!

by mrkungfu0812 July 30, 2010

labia

A beautiful place to rest ones head. Alternatively, two brown leathery objects that look like a couriers paniers.

I parted her labia with my manhood (& then wrote a letter to Men Only.)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

sloppy labia

a rather loose and moist vaginal casing that makes the same sound as when you let your face relax and shake your head back and forth.

shut your sloppy labia!!

by notpinkelephant April 27, 2006