/n/ A woman who shrouds her heterosexuality in overly enthusastic acts of homosexual kissing and groping, often as a ploy to draw attention from men. See also fake lesbian.
by tojz December 31, 2006
1. (n) One who possesses labia, ie, a woman
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia
Bob: I'm tired, hot, bloated, hungry, and cranky. Like, all the time...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...
by tojz June 29, 2005