lolsac

Laugh Out Loud Snort And Cry

*insert joke here*
*Ali begins laughing out loud, snorting and crying*
Greer - "omg Ali just lolsac'd"

by macchappell February 25, 2015

lolspatch

lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha

Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?

Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch

by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

lolsplain

To explain the humour of a joke to the author or person responsible for it, or to explain how it could be funnier.

Marty tried to make a joke at the pub, and Frank full on lolsplained it.

by dreddy June 11, 2015

lawls balls

It's Tom Brady's chin or a person that looks like they have balls attached to there face.

Look at that lawls balls on that guy, hillarious.

by Lolololololol1243 April 21, 2018

lolsesh

When something is so funny amongst a group of friends it becomes a joint session of laughing out loud

Person 1 - Man that was sooo funny I’m gonna lol until I pee

Person 2- This was such a lolsesh!!

by Geri Boo November 16, 2020

lolski

Common Phrase from overweight rapper LUCKI used in place of LOL.

"Lolski" "I'm not addicted to lean I just eat a lot lolski."

by hotdogwelder May 4, 2022

Blue lawls

The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.

"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"

by big daddy flim October 17, 2022