Laverne

A beautiful woman, inside and out, with all the right curves, in all the right places. She is caring, generous and devoted to her man and her family. She loves to be surrounded by beautiful things and appreciates the natural beauty that surrounds her. She easily makes friends from all walks of life and is curious about other lives and cultures. She loves to entertain and thrives on the company of others. Though sympathetic, she does not have time for negative people, life is short and has too much to offer. She is afraid of the unknown and doesn't like to be alone.

Laverne beauty devoted generous caringcurious

by setting it right February 4, 2010

LaVersa

Someone who is overly loud, similar to a drunk Rosie O'Donnell. This person has a cocky attitude who usually cares too much about other people's lives. These types of people usually brag about expensive clothing they own from stores such as Tony Walker.

Wow, that bitch was being a LaVersa.

by johnny6297 April 11, 2010

ass lava

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.

"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"

by Stangman68 June 23, 2006

lava pulse

when you fart in the hot tub

ah dude that was a big lava pulse

by bigcheech July 31, 2006

Lavanture

After a night of heavy drinking, you have sex with a girl and leave a Cleveland Steamer on her chest. The diarrhea from the hangover dribble down her chest. The dried lines of diarrhea are lavantures.

Bitch still has lavantures all over her chest.

by YeahIt'sAMe June 5, 2009

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

Lava Leyva

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016