Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020

Hot dogging laptop

updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked

Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop

by chethan prakash January 20, 2011

Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.

Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*

by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010

gaming laptop

A laptop with a really good graphics card, higher refresh rate display, and fancy RGB lighting to make it look "gamer-y." They are obviously much more portable than a desktop PC but it comes with the cost of poor battery life compared to conventional laptops and less upgradeability compared to a PC.

Me: Yo you want to play some Valorant tonight?
Friend: Yeah hold on, let me just plug in my gaming laptop.

by clothestocommunity April 15, 2021