Wii lass

Female version of Wii lad.

A: Hey, that girl's been talking about the new Nintendo constantly.
B: Yeah, she's a Wii lass.

by Tesko Virgo May 13, 2006

The Lasso

An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You" Isler.

KS- Hey Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.

by David B. Cool October 6, 2004

saucy lass

A young woman or girl with a sassy attitude

Person: 'Ellerie is quite the saucy lass'

Another person: "You saucy lass, you!" *waves pipe*

by spiffy lad December 2, 2009

Lassie Dog

A collie, most commonly a rough collie.
Lassie dog is a term used by people who don't know the actual name of the dog breed, seeing as one of the most famous collies was Lassie.

Hey, look at the pretty lassie dog.

by Willoe June 20, 2011

lassine

A sexy dark African-American guy with a big dick, he dresses well and can get anyone he wants.

Girl, look at Lassine, he is packing!

by yuhknowwhoitisbby January 25, 2015

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007

The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

by Todd Todd September 26, 2009