by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008

by potato-farmer July 5, 2009

1) What a pilot shouts before crashing into a mountain.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
by Biggy mess January 31, 2020

As the news chopper spiraled out of control, its tail rotor smashed by flying debris, the terrified newscaster screamed “Kobe!” just before the crash
by Pseudononymous1923 January 26, 2020

verb.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
by hungrylazyhipster February 18, 2015

instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.
bro 1: yo dude watch this
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
by g4y_b01 February 1, 2020

When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
by La Legend February 8, 2010
