Kevin'd

When the word "lie" just isn't enough to describe it
Getting kevin'd will follow with a long line of JOJOJOJOJ and a high pitched squeal that pigs envy

Person 1: Hey look at this new video on spankwire, its about TA."
Person 2: Wait this is Justin Bieber.
Person 1: GET KEVIN'D JOJOJOJOJ

by A troubled Luong October 28, 2010

kelvin language

It means my definition of anything

See your definition in life it's living but in my Kelvin language its totally different

by NiggaRetardeded October 4, 2018

Kevin Ye

An incredible amazing, cool, intelligent, handsome, usually asian, God.

Person 1 walking with Person 2
Person 1: spots an asian
Person 2: "Is that... it can't be..."
Person 1: "Shit it's Kevin Ye"
Person 2: "Let us go get his autograph"
all girls within vicinity get wet and drops their panties.

by I arent click that April 28, 2019

Kevin pynes

Kevin is a god a among men. His voice soothes the wildest souls. His advice saves the most pitiful men. His holy sight cleans the most filthy. He is everything and everyone, everyone is kevin, yet only one man IS kevin.

O holy kevin pynes...

Oh my kevin pynes

by Johnnysalad October 9, 2019

Kevin the dog

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019

Kevinhartophobia

The fear of Kevin hart

One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.

Hey bro we got tickets to Kevin Hart stand up you wanna come?

No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man

by Henry Davis June 9, 2020

Kevin Lauren

Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.

His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.

Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.

Example 1

Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?

Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'

Example 2

Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?

Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.

(gunshots)

Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!

by Lammiser January 10, 2022