keyboard courage

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.

The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.

by lwc30326 October 5, 2009

Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.

"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."

by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020

Keyboard Adrenaline

A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.

John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.

As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.

Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

by Nickobanditowsoid November 29, 2009

P keyboard

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ayo you got that new P keyboard?

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by pisquaredx3 September 3, 2021

Keyboard Spaz

The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.

The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.

In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.

Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"

You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"

Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"

This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.

by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011

Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"

You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted

by madd-monkey March 3, 2011