Kangaroo drop kick

Kangaroo drop kick is when the female while having sex kicks the male in the throat and then punch him in the ass making him num but making the pain go right towards the dick making it feel good

My dick feels so good it's like she kangaroo drop kick me

by A. D. B hd November 12, 2018

Kangaroo Cry

A term singers use when they realize they need to fill extra minutes of their latest album

Cathy sent Dan a song about a Kangaroo cry. Appalled by it's horrendous lyrics he thought about how one of his long time favorite bands should just give up recording music.

by NotYou42 July 24, 2009

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

Kangaroo Manuver

When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.

Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.

Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver

by TyBunk November 2, 2010

kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under

1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security

by treehouse December 30, 2014

kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice

*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen

by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015

kangaroo jumper

Insult to an Australian like sheep shagger is to a welsh person

My mate bobby is a kangaroo jumper

by marshmellowsaur July 26, 2015