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juan on juan

"oye vato lets go play some juan on juan"..."horale"
by felipe February 20, 2005
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Juaned

When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.
Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick
by gsep34 February 15, 2019
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juanes

Born Juan Esteban Aristizabal.

Internationally famous Columbian pop singer known for his socially conscious lyrics, catchy songs, and incredibly hot appearance.

Currently has three albums:
Fijate Bien
Un Dia Normal
Mi Sangre

Famous for his hit single "A Dios Le Pido"
"Did you hear the new Juanes song on the radio?"

"Uh, yeah. I totally went to the concert."
by kurai March 21, 2005
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JUAN

Juan Loves girls and has a big ass and DICKKK!!!!
Juan hAS a Big Dick
by BiGDick186 September 6, 2017
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juan

the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis
ohh my god he was so good at sex! i think his name was juan kuz he sure was one
by redrum murder March 30, 2009
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A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.
Wow! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos.

That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".

Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".

Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
by fck PHX May 10, 2010
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Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.
I can see the huge bulk in JUAN'S pants from here!!!!!
by laid2000 June 1, 2018
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