Josie Bishop

The proper name (which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.

«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!

by Jo'ves April 5, 2017

Did a Josie

When someone say's or does something stupid, usually resulting the in company they are with laughing at them, hard.

"Oh sheeeeut, fell over whilst carrying a tray? Did a Josie..."

by popugoodhorsey December 26, 2011

josie bea

a sexy girl with a fat juicy ass... also loves mac and cheese

damn i wish i was dating josie bea shes so thiccc

by josiewithafatass April 16, 2020

Josie blood

A prostitute who lurks the local streets of snodland and lures the young for a Eskimo pie and a friendly cunt punt

Josie blood is a thot

by Hahahaloliebbsjb May 25, 2018

Josie abrakax

Visit slag, 2 faced twat, piece of shit and obese for full definition

"You look like josie abrakax" fuck no I don't wanna look like a hoe

by Iliketoes9973018492 May 31, 2020

Josieing

When someone is messing with you

"Oh I'm just josieing with you"

by VanillaBeanPear July 2, 2016

Josie Jabs

One of the coolest YouTubers. Her videos are incredibly entertaining and have captured a large audience of teenagers. She's lowkey and crazy at the same time

Everyone wants to be josie jobs, bro

Josie jabs has a fire vsco

by broki115 June 21, 2019