jinkoplays

A dumb cunt who wants a reason for living.
Most likely likes video games and anime and spends all his time
strolling on youtube. This dumb cunt is most likely learning British slang
and will soon be known for calling people skets and nonces. His name most likely
begins with a D and that is because he has got a dick. The fuck you think I be saying
he for?

Dumb cunt probably shortens his name to Jinx

Person 1: Oi, you know that absolute cunt that named himself jinkoplays?
Person 2: Yea, cunt
Person 1: He's a dumb cunt right?
Person 2: Yea cunt straight block head!

by Stroke_My_Ego January 19, 2018

jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jankowski

An indecisive person who is prone to be a fun person when forced to extreme circumstances

Pulling a Jankowski is like taking a box of chocolate. You never know what's gonna happen.

by Bloodgang103 May 26, 2018

Jondom

Jean condom,,

“These jondoms are lit”

by PinckleRinck July 31, 2018

jonon

Jonon can sometimes get on your nerves . He jokes a lot; But sometimes to much to the point he makes people annoyed or irritated because how much he jokes. Jonons thinks he is the sh*t sometimes and he never realizes how much someone does for him. Jonon is a very athletic person, and strong . sometimes you will find him playing every sport and will not fail at one of them. Jonon is an attractive boyfriend you can have; But never really tends to shows his girlfriend how much he really feels. Jonon Sometimes is a playya to. Minipulating her into thinking he is in love to swindle her.. having her wrapped around your finger. Jonon knows what to tell people to get what he wants, has a kind heart even though he does not show it! But other times, Jonon can be a hypocrite and do the same thing he complains other people do to him. Jonon never knows who he wants as his girl sometime!!!

Girl: Who is that?

Girls Friend: His Name is Jonon.

Girl: I think I might get with that!

Girls Friend: Be careful he is a handful and sometimes to childish

by slaythebay_453 December 24, 2018

Jonkeroo

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.

Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.

by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019

Jono Hazidavis

The fat blueberry himself Plays for toasty clan what an eshay Tryhard eshay
Embodiment of the human chode

Here comes Jono Hazidavis the blueberry himself and toasty clan member and the human chode.

by HuxChrist June 11, 2019