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John

John is a cool kid
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John

John is a type of guy who will keep secrets but will tell you the truth to your face. He's tall, slightly bony, and has short dark hair. He likes the darker side of things, but doesn't mind seeing the light in them too. He can rap and is completely lovable if you get to know him. But mainly he protects the ones he loves.
"John is such a good friend."
"I wish my boy friend was John."
"I wish someone will protect me like John."
by roadkill0831 November 19, 2018
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John

a guy who just wasted your time
"i just wasted you time"- John
by raccaroni March 6, 2020
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John

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.
Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3
by BoiDafaqqq January 9, 2020
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John

A guy of very few word and is shy when you first meet him. He is very athletic and funny. John will open up to you if he feels he can trust you and knows that you will be there fro him. John has many friends but keeps only a handful close to him. He is tall brown hair brown eyes and has a smile that will make your heart melt he doesn't like a lot of girls so if he likes you count yourself lucky. If you have a john in your life don't let him go because if you do it will haunt you forever
Carley : Why are you smiling
Quinn : Because I have a John in my life
by a good writer November 10, 2018
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johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line
ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line
by R()$$ April 24, 2004
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John

Substandard, junk, cheap or low-grade
This place is totally John. The room is disgusting.
by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016
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