Rim jobs

Licking assholes

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Jobsend

A great new Apple product from Steve Jobs.

The new iPod nano is a Jobsend!

by misterslim February 28, 2009

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

jobiversary

The anniversary of the day you started working at your place of employment.

Today is my 4th jobiversary! Next year, I'll earn that belt buckle or watch! FML

by eyeyqueue August 27, 2010

jobified

To turn something intended to be fun/entertaining into work. Opposite of gamify.

"Sorry I can't go out tonight, I need to watch 6 episodes of game of thrones to get caught up. I've totally jobified it."

by thx8311 May 6, 2015

jobfished

when you're looking for a job online and it actually turns out to be a scam.

don't get jobfished.

by smektala ahmed October 18, 2016

jobson

a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes

he is such a jobson

by fatnoncfsajdjcjgh July 10, 2017