Kindergartner: Mom Miss Petrova gave me a "Banana Blow Job" when i was on the potty at school today
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
Mom: That's Nice Dear.
by bob the idiotic builder August 30, 2009
When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
by syphilis July 16, 2013
A blow job is when a girl, or guy, but most likely a girl will put a mans penis into her mouth. This act of love is determined only by how well the girl can use her mouth to replicate a vagina.
A girl must start slow at the head of the penis, then slowly making her way to the base. You must take posession of the area and treat it with care. Make sure that your man never loses the climax of a blow job by often changing your patterns. About halfway through the first go, tongue out the hole in the head of your mans penis. This will not only drive him crazy, it will bring his climax higher. A girl must play with the mans nuts, but she must have fun with them as well. When the man finally loses his control and cums into her mouth, she can either spit the present or she can swallow. An easy way to swallow, as well as make the man go crazy is to ski pthe taste buds altogether by deep throating. She pushes the penis far into her mouth, but this takes practice to relax the gag reflex.
After the man loses his climax, he should be able to go a few more times. Remember ladies, you must swallow everything, as it is and always will be tradition. This definition was written by a girl and is a type of guide to other girls on how to give a blow job.
A girl must start slow at the head of the penis, then slowly making her way to the base. You must take posession of the area and treat it with care. Make sure that your man never loses the climax of a blow job by often changing your patterns. About halfway through the first go, tongue out the hole in the head of your mans penis. This will not only drive him crazy, it will bring his climax higher. A girl must play with the mans nuts, but she must have fun with them as well. When the man finally loses his control and cums into her mouth, she can either spit the present or she can swallow. An easy way to swallow, as well as make the man go crazy is to ski pthe taste buds altogether by deep throating. She pushes the penis far into her mouth, but this takes practice to relax the gag reflex.
After the man loses his climax, he should be able to go a few more times. Remember ladies, you must swallow everything, as it is and always will be tradition. This definition was written by a girl and is a type of guide to other girls on how to give a blow job.
Summer gave David a blow job one night and the next day, David went to school and told his friends, "Damn, I got the best Blow Job ever last night! She made me cum like 5 times!"
by Tenebre November 22, 2010
The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009
when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
by emachine123456 October 28, 2007
They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
by Tambor58 February 26, 2010
when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
by ginganuts January 30, 2009