blow job

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.

Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010

blow job

The process in which a male or female sucks a males penis until he cums.
Also known as

Damn Rachel! You gave me a great blow job with your mom helping!

by Yoooobioligy July 3, 2016

Blow Job

Oral sex, sticking on penis.

He gives real great blow job.

by Elm4r August 19, 2018

Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.

Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012

Blow Job Bait

This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.

John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.

by hammer6290 July 18, 2014