Jewmor

Jewish Humor.

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon." This Woody Allen quote is classic Jewmor.

by Tomdunnit January 18, 2012

jewmonger

a person who has a name that people may mock of because it sounds close to jew

look at jroooooooo111. what a roblox jewmonger

by tradingmethformoney May 31, 2018

Jewmance

to be ripped off in a finacial sitation, or to be robbed

dude 1: Dude what happed to your house?
dude 2: oh, i got reposessed after the jewmance with Bernie Madoff.....

by Bolesterol April 12, 2010

jewborhood

N. - A neighborhood that has a lot of jews.

I was gonna go visit tony on 7th, but I thought I would drop by max's kosher pad on 9th as long I was in the jewborhood.

by Luke H Knudson November 22, 2011

Jewmaican

Someone that is Jewish and Jamaican.

That kid is Jewmaican.

He must be Jewmaican.

by assregation June 22, 2014

Jewhood

A neighborhood which is largely populated by believers of the Jewish faith. Also known as a shtetl.

My friend Moshe lives in the Jewhood of Baltimore.

by jm1553a December 12, 2015

Jewbonics

The Urban language of the semetic race. Jewbonics involves using Hebrew and Yiddish slang such as Oy vey!, chutzpah, schmuck, mishiginah, or any other slang words that belong to the Jews. They would use Jewbonics when having a normal conversation, arguing, debating, etc.

Jewbonics the urban slang language of the Urban Jews. You can typically see butchers, bakers, lawyers, or any other Jewish man speaking in Jewbonics.

by superbipolar420 October 17, 2016