Jewlery store

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

jewleeuhh

a smart talented young girl who will always have ur back and will sacrifice anything for u, also shes pretty good at keeping people named devin wrapped around her finger and shes super sexy in everyway and i wouldnt change a thing about her

jewleeuhh eradicates my mind with her sexyness

by devin riley April 11, 2008

Jewberman

A jewish version of superman.

Skyler: Hey did you see John fly towards that penny?

Kyle: Yeah he looked like Jewberman!

by HardcoreHugz November 22, 2009

Jeweer

A gay Jew. Terrible combination

Today I saw a Jeweer and almost had a Hitler moment.

by MrDouglasFresh May 23, 2011

Jewelry Day

March 20

This is the day that men traditionally buy their lady some jewelry in response to the gift that she gave him on Golf Club Day.

Erin: Did Rob get you anything for Jewelry Day?

Stephanie: Of course!! I got a nice new bracelet since I got him that hot new XBOX game on Golf Club Day.

by BigOtter April 29, 2012

Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

Jewcer

When a bunch of Jews have a big orgy.

"Wow bro did you go to the Jewcer last night?"

by GoslarMittelalterStaufer February 13, 2018