Jesus

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
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A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
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Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
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A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
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What'd you have for breakfast today, Billy?
I had myself a nice slice of Jesus.
by Kacei September 14, 2008
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jesus

a mythological figure which is central to christianity.

there's no real evidence that jesus existed, in fact the whole jesus story seems to be based on older pagan myths.
"do you believe in jesus?"

"no, wtf. do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
by beeba March 01, 2005
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