Jehovah's Witnesses

Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.

Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!

by Kruger December 31, 2004

jehon

a small tiny person you can fit into your pocket. Will kick a person's ass if needed. Hobbies usually involve slinging blades. for a pint sized human being can play sports ( ie basketball ) never volleyball for some apparent reason.

Person 1: omg she's so cute and tiny
Person 2: ya i know she's what we like a call a baby Jehon.
Person 1: awwww

by baby jehon February 5, 2010

Jewhole

Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.

I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.

by Insanity Rowe August 20, 2008

Jehova's Witness

Usually spelled Jehovah's Witness. A strict religious group in which members cannot celebrate holidays or birthdays, but rather spend their time going door to door annoying people with their views and beliefs.

John: Hey, someone just knocked on our front door.

Sally: Oh snap! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.

by Jennyknowswhatsup August 1, 2005

Jehovah's Witness

The only faith that adheres to bible truths and tries their best to live the way Jesus Christ taught them. Jesus regularly went door to door, teaching others about God and making disciples, baptizing them. JWs also are the only faith to regularly use God's name, which is a command in the bible. Some of you people really need to do some research before you post in here. For example, rule numer one:

"1. Write for a large audience. The whole world's going to read your definition. Give background information so they understand your entry."

Why don't you people try reading the bible once in a while? You might learn something. Oh, the early members of the religion NEVER conspired with Hitler against the Jews. Who came up with that lie? Jehovah's Witnesses were persecuted and put in concentrations camps along with the Jews, even killed in the gas chambers.

Good Grief!!! Blood transfusions? How many people do YOU know contracted AIDS from tainted blood? Remember the pope??? Chagas Disease??? The bible is very clear on Gods view of the sanctity of blood. "Abstain from blood..." Please look up the word "abstain."

Those who are scorned and put out of the congregation have a lifetime of chances to return. Most who don't just don't want to live their lives morally and in accord with bible principles. It's their loss. Remember, when the catholics excommunicate, it's for life.

by MommyMe April 13, 2006

Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are irritating god botherers

Jehovah's Witnesses: god! god! listen to me god! oi god!

god: oh piss off and help an old lady across the road or something!

by sniper_productions December 28, 2005

jehove

To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!

by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007