DIRTY JAKOBY
DIRTY JAKOBY by MR LUAVE April 15, 2020
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jakota
noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
What a jakota.
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...
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jakory
Jakory the most sweetest, down to earth person you will ever meet. He has the most kindest heart of gold, and he will do anything to make someone smile. He's been mistreated, lied to, and he doesn't deserve any of it, but it seems to always happen to him. When you come across a Jakory, you've been blessed by meeting the most amazing guy ever. Never make him lose trust in you, its what he values most. As long as your honest about everything, theres nothing stopping him from being your friend, and maybe even more. Jakory just wantsswants someone to love him as much as he loves them. So never walk away from him. He is a jewel that everyone wishes they had. Jakory is a genuinely funny guy, one moment hes talking about videogames the next hes coming up with a catchy song about dinosuars. Hes the man of all womans dreams. He is Jakory.
Whos that guy over there? The one with the great personality?..
Oh thats Jakory.
Whos that guy over there? The one with the great personality?..
Oh thats Jakory.
Jakob
Jakob is someone that will never leave your side. You will never want to lose a Jakob, because he is a exquisite boy that will care deeply about you. Once you form a connection with a Jakob, it can be very hard to break. Jakob’s will stay on your mind all day, and you’ll constantly wonder how a Jakob is doing.
A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.
A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.
A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.
A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.
Jakob by bigbird.ml January 13, 2019
Jakob
Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!
Jakob by Oder the Ogar January 18, 2020