jobby

basically the Scottish word for shit or poop.

am away for a jobby mate. (i'm away for a shit mate)

by n9qv February 17, 2020

Jobby

A hobby that one tries to pass off as a job.

He's got that new jobby trying to sell those driftwood sculptures that he makes.

by HennyHen September 8, 2023

hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo

some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex

Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice

by Mario51309 April 4, 2022

Jobby

A Job that’s also a Hobby. A ‘Jobby’… not to be mistaken for the Scottish term ‘Jobby’!

Hey Dan… you thought about selling your photos? Yeah man, that would be a great ‘Jobby’

by Tomley RC August 10, 2023

Jobbi

noun: used to describe literally anything without the actual mention of the thing

you gotta watch the ex and rants jobbi

should I post the smiling jobbi or nah

I thought it was some monumental jobbi

by 101freejefe June 6, 2023

Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015