My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

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Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005

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jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016

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