noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
by BrownsvilleGirl April 11, 2005
Get the baby-itch mug.The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.
Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"
by Klair February 18, 2008
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itch • Itchy • Itchy and Scratchy • itchbay • ITCHY BROWN EYE • Itchy Scratchies • itchgasm • itching • itchy asshole • itchy beard
It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.
The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!
The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!
Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.
"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."
"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.
"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."
"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.
by ScratchyTheMenace December 4, 2012
Get the Five Year Itch mug.An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.
While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.
by Nine-Pac January 22, 2009
Get the angry itch mug.Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch
by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010
Get the Crack Itch mug.Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the Sam Itch mug.When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.
*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?
In front of Micheal!
Shit!
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?
In front of Micheal!
Shit!
by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016
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