Intxticated

Texting somebody while being intoxicated.

One Saturday night you recieve a text message from your EX and you can barely make out the words “I still love you.” from the text “I stile live uoi.” not replying you find out the next day that your EX was indeed exceedingly intoxicated. What has just happened here was a classic case of somebody who intxticated a significant other.

by B's4ever December 6, 2009

intoxious

The state of mind when one loses the ability to shut the fuck up because of excessive consumption of alcohol.

Don't pay attention to him, he doesn't know what he is saying because he's intoxious.

by nuninthemorning February 14, 2010

intoxisnitch

To turn someone in while drunk when you wouldn't have done so sober. Not to beconfused with snitchoxicted, which is to be intoxicated on the power of snitching.

Gayle: That mother-fucker Greg left the water cooler empty for the last time, I'm writing his boss an email right now.

Taylor: Are you sure you aren't intoxisnitching him? You've had two long islands already. I just don't want you to regret this Monday.

Gayle: I don't care if I am intoxisnitching him, at least it'll get done this time instead of me just letting it happen like I always do.

by thehumble1-one February 24, 2010

Intextuated

At state of euphoric desired for someone you have only communicated with via text or email.

I just can't handle Barry's constant droning about Ms. MyTexts_R_44Ds! Every since she winked at him on MateDate.com he has been "intextuated" with her.

by BarleySnob May 28, 2010

Intoxitext

-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text

I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.

by eamongorin September 12, 2010

Intoxitweeting

To act of tweeting while drunk.

I'm such an idiot! I was intoxitweeting from the bar the other night and tweeted something totally stupid to my boss/coworker/love interest.

by AmyGuth December 21, 2010

intoxivacation

The occasional recreational use of large amounts of intoxicants in order to engage in escapism from troublesome or unpleasant aspects of your life. Particularly appropriate for a person who perhaps is technically considered to be abusing the drug, but is otherwise functional the rest of the time.

I'm not a pothead. I smoke like four times a year. Yes, I smoke half an ounce each time, but it's not like I can fly off to Cancun for the cost of half an ounce. It's my intoxivacation.

by TickleMeFuckhead January 22, 2011