offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too

^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!

by thurb April 16, 2023

DEVine intervention

When you need a software developer's help to accomplish basic things in a system.

This system is unusable, we need DEVine intervention even to update an order's status.

by Gabriel_R June 8, 2023

Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

Divine Intervention

Gianni Matragrano's theme song, which came from the hit game, Ultrakill (1998).

*divine intervention plays*
You come into MY DMS, ask for my time think that I'm some tool to be made fun of. Voice Actors are paid by an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 Dollars!

by BonerBoomer November 19, 2023

Irish intervention

An Irish intervention is when a group of friends get together to tell one of the group they're not drinking enough an occasion on which a person with an addiction or other behavioural problem is confronted by a group of friends or family members in an attempt to persuade them to address the issue.

We had an Irish intervention for Ben he's just not getting through his 12 Guinness per night out.

by Purple headed raider February 19, 2026

Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.

All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.

by ACunny October 3, 2024

Princess Intervention

JoyCamp' Princess Intervention & Princess Intervention relapse

As seen on YouTube.com

Meaning a friend or family Intervention into someone's life who is clearly mislead or delusional.

See Joy Camp's Princess Intervention.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025