Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.

1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.

by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007

Instant Regret

When you fart immediately after getting out of the shower, thereby negating its effects.

"Aww, man!" "What?" "I just got out of the shower, and i think that fart was wet... Instant Regret"

by ~Aesop~ October 8, 2009

instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

Instant panty remover

all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch

You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.

by chompmyclit September 16, 2010

Instant message emails

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.

dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.

by Giger October 8, 2006