Ultra Instinct

A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.

"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.

by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Ultra_Instinct_vr

A gorilla tag player who is bad at the game and has laggy wifi

Why is Ultra_Instinct_vr so bad at the game and has McDonald’s wifi.

by Dababyvp March 8, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

bunny instincts

Instincts to constantly fuck like rabbits. May or may not involve breeding.

''He has a lot of siblings because his parents have bunny instincts.''

by the random. January 28, 2026

Survival instincts of a fart

When a person is so dumb and easily trusting that they might as well go get candy from a "free candy" van.(Basically dumb kids)

Jessica has the survival instincts of a fart, she followed him with a second thought.

by Yifgjth November 22, 2025