Infucktion

An infection obtained via sexual means.

Dude 1: Why are you wearing your glasses? Usually you wear contacts.
Dude 2: I gave myself an eye infucktion.
Dude 1: How's you manage that?
Dude 2: I was beating my meat and it got in my eye

by gwh1996 August 7, 2012

Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.

He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.

by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018

infracktion

A rules-violation regarding hydraulic-pressure-based mining.

Modern-day mining techniques are indeed impressive, but I am concerned about all of the infracktions that often go along with said operations.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

Inflection Klaxon

You type this in brackets when you say something that could be misinterpreted in textual form so as not to cause undue offence to people.

By putting this after phrases, you can easily banter someone on WhatsApp etc without them having a strop cos you think they're really digging you out.

Drew, you are such an absolute gimp inflection klaxon

by BigJM January 6, 2021

inflatio

fellatio from a blow-up doll

Damn, that Krystal blow-up doll gives great inflatio

by Hexatesticle February 3, 2023

inlation

When you try and make a Taylor Swift bracelet for you friend that’s meant to say “inflation” but you forgot the F.

Oh Fuck, you pulled an inlation! Stupid dog.

by A_Tizzle06 February 22, 2024

Inflection

The emotional energy attached to the words you speak. The inflection of the word is changed by tone and or pronunciation that you use.

Okay is a multifaceted word that is mainly articulated by the inflection you use.

by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025