by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
Get the mould infested mug.Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)
(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)
You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.
Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Name given to the roman slave which penis was transfixed by a ring through the prepuce ( if he had one ) or through the shaft ( if circumcised ) to turn it improper to practice sex, in order to make him exclusively devoted to work.
The two naked circumcised roman slaves represented by the statues in the Louvre Museum, in Paris, have their penises bent double so that the head points towards the body. In the one on the left, the penis head lies on top of the shaft; in the other the penis head is on the left of the shaft. Taking the one on the left first, the ring is clearly quite large, possible an inch in the original. The ring passes horizontally through the shaft of the penis, a little behind the glans. The other half of the ring is attached close to the trunk of the slave, and, judging from its position, passes horizontally either through the shaft at its point of attachment or through the suspensory ligament. In the second case, the ring is a little smaller. It has passed vertically through the shaft, again close behind the glans and a little to the side of the urethra and the other half also attached to the suspensory ligament, near the trunk.
The two naked circumcised roman slaves represented by the statues in the Louvre Museum, in Paris, have their penises bent double so that the head points towards the body. In the one on the left, the penis head lies on top of the shaft; in the other the penis head is on the left of the shaft. Taking the one on the left first, the ring is clearly quite large, possible an inch in the original. The ring passes horizontally through the shaft of the penis, a little behind the glans. The other half of the ring is attached close to the trunk of the slave, and, judging from its position, passes horizontally either through the shaft at its point of attachment or through the suspensory ligament. In the second case, the ring is a little smaller. It has passed vertically through the shaft, again close behind the glans and a little to the side of the urethra and the other half also attached to the suspensory ligament, near the trunk.
by Willhelmina Plowes January 28, 2010
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I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected
I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected
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by TouchMybutt666 November 17, 2016
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I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?
by tiredanddead May 15, 2020
Get the influencer mug.A term relating to body inflation fetishism. Used to describe a person who is being inflated like a balloon in some manner, usually caused by someone else (the "inflator"). The inflatee can be of either gender, but is commonly female.
After having the hose of the helium tank jammed into her mouth, the inflatee's body began to swell up rapidly from the accumulating pressure.
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