Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
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Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
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When a guy online tells a girl that he is really well-hung, when in fact, he is not, than he has added Yahoo Inches to his 3 inch penis
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To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.
If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty
Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.
If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty
Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
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Q: What's a Gay Eight?
A: Six inches.
Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?
A: No one I know (sighs).
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Q: What's a Gay Eight?
A: Six inches.
Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?
A: No one I know (sighs).
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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010
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this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive
also useful in bullshit arguments
often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways
guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night
guy 1: oh with your two inches?
guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE
guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin
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