Ikea Lust

The act of walking into an Ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.

I've got such bad Ikea Lust, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!

Ikea Lust by Ethel Faust August 18, 2008

ikea fatigue 

The inevitable feeling of sensory overload and exhaustion you feel as you approach a checkout line in Ikea.

After looking around at all the cool design-y stuff, you realize that your eyes hurt, your feet hurt and you feel overwhelmingly tired and full of Ikea Fatigue.

ikea fatigue by susans January 5, 2008

Ikepo 

An amazing friend who gets you like mad and doesn’t leave you even when you’re at fault or in a rough patch but can also be very clueless at times

My best friend is an Ikepo at all times.
I’m so happy to have an ikepo as a friend.

Ikepo by Urbannxx October 4, 2018

ikea bird 

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

ikea bird by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019

IKEA wobble 

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

IKEA wobble by helium cash February 22, 2009

IKEAFight

A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.

Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.

IKEAFight by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009

Iker 

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. He tends to be very active and into sports. Usually a shy guy. But under all that shyness, he's got an amazing personality, don’t let his shyness ignore the fact that he has a HUGE DICK, and he can clearly satisfy your women better than you are.

“Hear he has a big dick...”
OMG he’s such an iker

Iker by hexagon pentagonous March 4, 2019