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good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006
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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
mugGet the i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father ismug.
Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011
mugGet the I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^mug.
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023
mugGet the now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.mug.
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an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life.
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Harvard to study biochemistry. I can't afford the tuition. what can i do?

man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?

man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?

man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.

man a) Are you serious?

man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.

man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2013
mugGet the an idea with meritmug.

Wake up your idea

A slang from Singapore which means to stay focus/think straight

Commonly used by army commanders in the SAF
Sergeant: Eh recruit you better wake up your idea
Recruit: Yes sergeant...
by judaswept April 7, 2025
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