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Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.
Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.
by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008
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invincible4u

A guy who claims that he doesn't have a crush on Kurumi Tokisaki even though everyone knows he does and wants to have hardcore sex with her while she nibbles on his neck
Random guy: hey, that's invincible4u
Random guy 2: Oh fuck invincible4u, he's a kurumi dickrider
by myballsitch September 5, 2023
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Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.
Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009
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Invincilabeast

Invincible beasts that lived long, long ago. Almost all invincilabeasts are now extinct because they were eaten by the most invincible man in the world, who happens to resemble Alex Gaskarth from All Time Low. Do not try to fight an invincilabeast if you see one or the most invincible man because you will die.
-Did you see that guy?
-Yeah, what about him?
-He told me he ate four invincilabeasts when he was younger and that means he's the most invincible man in the world... Do you think he's bluffin'?
-Fuck yeah he's bluffin'. He looks NOTHING like Alex Gaskarth.
- Shit, man, you're right.
by HeadOfTheSenate December 1, 2010
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invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.
by Aphik April 29, 2011
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Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women
I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.
by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012
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Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.
Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

Or

“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014
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