carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10

That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents

by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

Marde tent

Large collection of transgender people

He's form marde tent

by Lyaath September 29, 2021

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.

"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"

by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.

Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok

by Wordy Boi October 12, 2017

Tent Butt

The foul, butt smell one gets after camping for several days without a shower. The smell becomes most noticeable inside the tent.

Jeez, you have a serious case of tent butt.

by Hotycakes June 2, 2011