implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex

V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

by plasmafury May 20, 2010

butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

by ubba... July 6, 2007

whoremoan imbalance

n. used to describe the problem when a male attends an all or primarily male school or event, and he gets really horny during or by the end of the schooling or event's duration

guy: i need to clean my room for your visit this weekend

girl: i like to clear off the desk with myself

guy: you're not helping this whoremoan imbalance i'm having

by ezmac October 2, 2007

Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.

“suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.

by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018

Impalamoney

Bay Area rapper known for putting "P-World" (Pittsburg,CA) on the map.

"Ayo there go Impalamoney. that boy doin it big!"

"I'm finna go bump dat Impalamoney dat man slap."

"let's go to da club I heard Impalamoney finna be there."

by Aristotle07 October 5, 2006

Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.

Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.

by Dimakov January 8, 2014

impalafus

when you get a chevy impala and lick the car seats before having sex

come see my new ride, me and shorty impalafussed in it last night

by Rheghanzi January 20, 2023