Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
by Shuaman October 12, 2018
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I give it!

The expression of admiration and approval of something or someone's story.
The expression originates from the the translation of the Hungarian "Adom". Although the expression is borrowed from Hungarian it shows some similarities in grammar and usage to "I'll give you that!".
The term could also be interpreted as a shortened and simplifyed version of saying that: "This is awesome I'll give you that!"
The term is often used as a reaction to one's showing a meme that you admire.
Suzy: *shows a meme of incest*
Her stepbrother: *rolling on the motherfecking floor* I give it!
by Keedgatarr March 20, 2021
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i give it

Bryson fucked some bitches they caught some feelings for him he responded with "ask me if i give it" he means ask me if I care sarcastically which in the end means he doesn't care
by Ignacio4you September 17, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
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I don’t give a Love

A cute or more pg way of saying “I don’t give a f**”
Girl 1- Hey I seen Zee talking with Kayla isn’t that her ex?

(Zee’s girlfriend) Girl 2- You don’t gotta tell me about her every move “I don’t give a love!”
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The fucks I give

None. There are no fucks to give. Empty. The Great Depression was caused by this, the amount of fucks not given.
Bro, there is nothing in my wallet just like the fucks I give in this conversation .
by U maybe know me February 10, 2021
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