I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

by Dinoboy33664455nvrguess November 5, 2020

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES

by crazedLunatic May 9, 2022

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.

"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023