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hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext".
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.
I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.
by anonymous July 25, 2017
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Humberto

Humberto who? Oh yeah......the biggest loser!
by MaleeMoreno March 20, 2020
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Huberous Reptillian

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.
Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian
by It 1111 November 7, 2013
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Humberto

1. Not to be confused with ungüento, lamberto or the humpback turtle.

An old fashioned pedestrian with a mustache, who tells time by looking at an apparatus on his wrist.
Humberto`s dressing style is very formal, he wears polo shirts and khakis , once in a while he wears a non-zipper sweater around his neck to look swagger.
Humberto does not speak English, in fact his English sounds like a box-full of spoons thrown down the stairs.
Although his looks and parley are not his strength, he is quite the ladie`s man, humberto has secret affairs now and then,humberto dates young and beautiful wome , humberto is every woman`s piggy bank.
Very hard working, his work involves physical labor such as gardening or fixing leaky gutters; humberto is a handy-man.
Unfortunately this loser, quit school, he does not know what a cap -and-gown is nor does he know what 5+5-5 is equals to.

2. Its a hair style known for using chunks of long hair or extensions to cover any bald spots along ones head, lots of hairspray or gel needed; works best with a beardstrap or a rattail.
Mr. Money Bags: Humberto i cant lend you anymore money, you must file for bankruptcy!
Humberto: NO!! is no fair yoo no
by WH00-i -Me-Wah-shing-ton July 31, 2015
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huberis

Strong words meant to deter top employees from leaving the mothership. "Knucklehead" is often a term of choice during the course of the conversation.
You got a dressing-down from the SVP of Eng? That happened to me when I left too; don't worry -- it's just Huberis. He actually supports your decision.
by jdmc October 1, 2008
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Huber

A guy who knows literally nothing about anything and loves to hate on stuff you know about. Even something as common as Aqua Teen Hunger Force raises his eyebrows and evokes a comment about how I waste my time.
Normal Person: "Hey did you guys see the Family Guy Blue Harvest, Star Wars episode? It was great!!"

Huber: "Whats Family Guy? You guys are nerds. Stop wasting your time with crap and be more like me. Fairport rules!!"
by Buckflanigan McGillicutty January 22, 2008
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Humberto

King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.
Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.
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