hoopless

Someone who is no good at basketball

Yo homie, check out that dude. He's hoopless.

by ilikespam April 11, 2011

Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.

You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.

by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016

hoplarchy

government by a single person.

We are in Democracy and not in hoplarchy.

by Space_Freek April 5, 2017

hoppla

Hoppla is German and means Whoops.

It can also be used to indicate a topic change, when one party doesn't know how to reply. That happens often when something personal or flirty has been said.

#1: I dropped your water bottle, hoppla.

#2: Josefa: I'm the happiest when I'm with you.

Jimmy: Uhm, hoppla.

Josefa: Yeeah, the weather's nice today, isn't it?

by kohlröschen April 22, 2018

Holoplaplectus

1.Disfunctional; to lose power

2.Faint; asleep

1.He went holoplaplectus when he saw his dead wife.

2.His robotic eyes holoplapletused because of stress.

by Briann Danzai January 2, 2021

Hooplitis

A mental condition revealed by consistently making bad choices that lack common sense, which in turn leads others to believe that the person lacks a brain.
Credit: Steve Kalayjian

"If you think it is smart to daytrade without trailing stops, then you are most certainly are suffering from hooplitis."

"You got bitten by a shark the last time you jumped in the water with one, and you are going to jump back in with one? you must have hooplitis."

by ESGREEN July 14, 2021

Hoola

Hoola is a monster in my singing monsters that copies pompom.

YIPEETY YAY!

Guy 1: I just got hoola!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Look it up on urban dictionary

by Fleepy February 28, 2023