hoop-sting

The pain endured after a through 'passing' session on ones throne. Often caused by spicy food consumption or 'getting the runs'.

Is also a product of anal love making.

Can also be used as an insult, or a term for feeling overwhelmed in a work situation.

"Ouch, i've got such terrible hoop-sting today Daz!"

"God, we getting hooped today!"

"Emma, you're a hoop-sting!"

by Jiggly January 21, 2004

cholo hoops

hoop earrings larger than a silver dollar worn by women of latino descent. Also any hoop earring worn by women regardless of ethnicity or the size of earring.

with a minature parrot those cholo hoops would make her stand out!

by un_couth January 17, 2011

hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 9, 2020

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 October 6, 2008

Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...

Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.

by PreciousPals September 19, 2006

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

Hoop dancer

A person who wraps twizzlers around testicles and sucks them.

Gurl if Wesley play his cards right ima be a hoop dancer!!

by Yuotew July 6, 2016