hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011

Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010

negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.

Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."

by My balls are fat September 16, 2011

hook up

verb: to engage in any type of sexual activity.
noun: 1. purposely ambiguous, equivocal word to describe almost any sexual action. usually used to exaggerate or minimize what exactly happened. a hook-up can range from a make-out session to full out sex.
2. person you hook up with

a: "so what did you guys do last night."
b: "welll, you know...we hooked up."
a: "come on! that could mean anything. give me details!

by nerm November 6, 2004

Hook Up Bitch

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

hook-up

to join together, to acquire through ceretain channels, to obtain, to fuck.

Usually in reference to drugs, a good deal, or getting laid.

"I need to call my hook-up."
"Go call your hook-up."
"I gonna get my hook-up tonight, yo."

by deathtobees February 18, 2004

random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.

"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."

by JVL August 2, 2007