hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005

hoedog

a word used to describe a female homedog, friend, or acquaintance.

Chantel and Vy are my hoedogs.

What upp my hoedog?!

OMGZZZZ those girls over there are my hoedogs! for shizzle!

by Chantel June 19, 2006

Hoeling

Someone who is a hoe, but not yet a full hoe.

Look at that hoeling, on the road to full Hoedom.

Go get them Hoechievements!

by KonekoMegami August 6, 2017

hoeflow

A girl who has had sex so much, she has a loose pussy, and had a heavy flow when it comes time for her period.

Girl: "That bitch has a HOEFLOW
Guy: "Ew, I'm not going for her."
Girl: "Talk about about super tampons!"
Guy: "Ewwwie, damn hoeflower."

by Definitely not a hoe. May 21, 2009

hoeblow

a slutty dude who gets around with lotsa hoes.

Damn jonny, you're such a hoeblow!

by Mikycaine February 15, 2010

hoebox

Somebody who exceeds the definition of a regular hoe

"Francesca is such a hoebox!"

by 18382919293 April 8, 2016

helosh

a greeting or saying hello.

Billybob: Aye bud, wassup?
Donald: helosh, nothing much.

by oh is that a trash can! January 17, 2018