Lesbian Hobbit 

Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.

Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...

Lesbian Hobbit by IanPeterFreeley May 27, 2015

Bad Hobbit 

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

Bad Hobbit by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Slobbin' the Hobbit 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

Slobbin' the Hobbit by billebllunt December 9, 2013

angry hobbit 

a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.

man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.

angry hobbit by ravey davey October 6, 2009

a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.

Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits

a hobbit by phi December 5, 2004

pervy hobbit/elf fancier 

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

pervy hobbit/elf fancier by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003

Mystical Hobbit 

A super cool adjective to describe an Internet Entity who has reached superstar status.

Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.

Mystical Hobbit by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008